JUDGES DISQUALIFY "LITTLE MILTON" IN LAST MINUTE RUMPUS
THE SOCIETY FOR LITERARY ADVANCEMANT AND GESTATION, (SLAG), announced their decision late last night to disqualify eight year old prizewinner Gerald (Little Milton) Bostock following the hundreds of protests and threats received after the reading of his epic poem "Thick as a Brick" on B.B.C. Television last Monday night.
LITTLE MILTON IN SCHOOLGIRL PREGNANCY ROW
A fourteen year old schoolgirl this week blamed her pregnancy on Gerald Bostock, the eight year old poet at the center of this week's major St. Cleve controversy.
"The one pulling up her dress for the camera is the one who perverted Little Milton. They nicknamed him Little Milton because of his poetic and literary prowess."
