Star fleet to scout ship,
please give your position. Over.
I'm in orbit around the third planet
from the star called the sun. Over.
You mean its the Earth? Over.
Positive. It is said to have some
form of intelligent species. Over.
I think we should take a look.

Strange beautiful grass of green,
with your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains
I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?

Strange beautiful, grass of green
with your majestic silver seas
Your mysterious mountains
I wish to see closer
May I land my kinky machine?

Although your world wonders me,
with your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand,
so to you I shall put an end
And you'll never hear surf music again

Secret Oh, secret Oh Shhhh...